Robert Quote #650
Ally: "The Pilgrims invited Squanto's tribe to a big feast. Everyone was happy when the Indian chief arrived."
[Frank steps forward]
Hank: "We're so happy."
Ally: "They exchanged gifts, and the Indian chief embraced the Pilgrim governor." Grandpa, embrace him.
Frank: Look, Ally, sweetie, this was cute and everything, but now it stinks.
Hank: It doesn't stink! This play is a MacDougall family tradition!
Marie: Yes, and we've seen other kinds of traditions your family enjoys.
Amy: Marie, please stop already.
Robert: No no. That's okay. It's important to get everything out in the open. So, tell me, Amy, what else did you
feed that snake, huh? Stray dogs? Hitchhikers?
Amy: Oh, my God.
Robert: Your family scares the hell out of me!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Pat: Here we go.
Marie: How's the bird?
Pat: Oh, I took care of it.
Robert: What do you mean?
Pat: You know-- [makes neck twisting gesture]
Quote from Frank
Marie: Excuse me, but how do you know the bird couldn't be saved? I mean, you're not a veterinarian.
Pat: No, but I have lived in the country my whole life.
Amy: Mom grew up on a farm.
Frank: I bet the chickens slept with one eye open.
Quote from Frank
Frank: That bird was one of God's creatures! The God these people supposedly work for. But apparently, that life didn't mean anything to them. It was just a bird. Well, maybe so, but I happen to think he deserved a lot better than he got.
Pat: [enters] Okay, everyone! Dinner.
Frank: All right! Break me off a leg there!