Marie Quote #643
Pat: Would you like an appetizer, Marie? They're homemade.
Marie: Oh, that's all right.
Pat: Oh, but I'd love for you to try one. Everyone says you're the best cook there is.
Marie: [smiles] Well, I wouldn't say that. I'd love to try one. [eats] Mmm! I have to say, Pat, that's marvelous.
Pat: Oh, thank you.
Hank: She's been worried about what you were gonna think of her dinner.
Marie: [chuckles] Oh... who cares what I think?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Pat: Here we go.
Marie: How's the bird?
Pat: Oh, I took care of it.
Robert: What do you mean?
Pat: You know-- [makes neck twisting gesture]
Quote from Frank
Marie: Excuse me, but how do you know the bird couldn't be saved? I mean, you're not a veterinarian.
Pat: No, but I have lived in the country my whole life.
Amy: Mom grew up on a farm.
Frank: I bet the chickens slept with one eye open.
Quote from Frank
Frank: That bird was one of God's creatures! The God these people supposedly work for. But apparently, that life didn't mean anything to them. It was just a bird. Well, maybe so, but I happen to think he deserved a lot better than he got.
Pat: [enters] Okay, everyone! Dinner.
Frank: All right! Break me off a leg there!