Ray Quote #1704
Quote from Ray in The Contractor
Gianni: This bill is for my time. I was here six days.
Ray: Six days watching "Come on dow--" ow!
Gianni: Six days having to deal with your whole family.
Ray: Hey, don't you say anything about my family. My family is totally great!
Gianni: You wouldn't pull this with someone who wasn't your friend.
Ray: That's right, you're my friend. You're not supposed to screw me- Ow!
Gianni: Screw you? You're lucky your ass is in a sling or-
Ray: Or what? You'd start a fight with me and then not finish the job?
Gianni: You know what's incredible? I gave you a break. 'Cause that bill should be 3,000!
Ray: Yeah? [rips it up] Well you know how much it is now?
Gianni: That's it. Don't ever call me to do anything. Work, golf, nothin'! [exits]
Ray: Good, fine! Fine. Debra's right, you do smell!
Gianni: [returns] What do you mean I smell?
Ray: You do nothing, and yet, somehow you work up a smell.
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Debra: I know, but it has a lot of problems, Frank. I mean, most of the time, I can barely use it.
Marie: Oh, dear. Can we really blame the stove?
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Marie: Sweetie, you should know by now you're not a man who can lift things.
Quote from Debra
Debra: I'm sure you'll work it out with him.
Ray: Yeah, we'll see.
Debra: I'm still your friend.
Ray: You're a girl. You know, I guess, uh... I'm gonna be out of commission for a while.
Debra: Don't worry. It's not like Van Gogh lost his paintbrush.