Amy Quote #46
Quote from Amy in Misery Loves Company
Debra: Yeah, and don't give us any more books like "Marriage is a Circus: Embrace Your Clown."
Amy: I didn't mean to upset you with that.
Marie: What book?
Amy: It's a marriage guide. In fact, Marie, I got you and Frank one.
Marie: I don't understand. Why would you get us a marriage book?
Frank: Yeah, I'm not interested in that subject.
Amy: I just thought you might find it useful.
Marie: You're giving us advice about marriage?
Ray: That's what they do, Ma.
Amy: I'm just trying to be helpful.
Robert: These may not be the people to help.
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‘Misery Loves Company’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Sit down. Now you listen to me. Maybe you could all use some advice from someone who's in a position to give it.
Debra: See what you did, Amy?
Marie: You think we have nothing to offer? We've been married 46 years. We've seen the lows, and we've seen the highs.
Frank: What day was the high?
Quote from Marie
Marie: You two, you're newlyweds, you're in love. God bless you, you know nothing. And you two, you're always fighting. And the reason you get so upset is because you think there's something wrong with that. Look at us. This is experience. This is wisdom.
Frank: [eating chicken] This is juicy.
Marie: You want some real marriage advice? I'm going to give you the secret now: There's going to be yelling.
There's going to be anger. Don't fight it. Accept it. You love him. You hate him. He disgusts you. Look how he eats. You keep your head down, and you plow through.
Frank: Amen.
Amy: But Marie, you said "hate". How can hate have any place in a marriage?
Marie: You make room. There's going to be hate. Hate is real. Marriage is real. We might fight, but we're okay with each other. And do you know why? We've endured. We have been through it all, and now...
Frank: We're waiting for death.
Marie: Not that we're in a rush.
Frank: Fair enough.
Marie: That's a marriage.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Oh, that was so sweet. You two celebrating your anniversary like this... We used to be happy, remember, Frank?
Frank: Then the meteor hit and killed all the dinosaurs. Except for one.