Debra Quote #499
Quote from Debra in The Shower
Ray: Were you really driving drunk?
Debra: I was not driving drunk. I had a few drinks and I fell asleep. And there's some law that says if the key is in the ignition and you're behind the wheel, it doesn't matter if you're going or not they just take you to jail. And where the hell were you? I called you from the car.
Ray: I took the kids to get pizza and then we started playing Pac-Man. And they wouldn't let me leave until I got the highest score. And I did. I beat them by a lot.
Debra: I left you a message. Why didn't you check the messages?
Ray: Because they're always for you.
Debra: From now on, check the messages!
Ray: Okay, okay. Now that I know you could be in jail, I will.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Marie: Debra. Debra.
Debra: What?
Marie: Do you need my help?
Debra: God, no!
Marie: Sir, we have her drinking completely under control now.
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Open your shirt.
Mr. Rodell: Mrs. Barone-
Debra: This is exactly what she did at the shower! This is what she always does! She just has to run my life. That's why I yelled at her at the shower, that's why I couldn't call her for a ride home, and that's why I am here, sir. Yes, I had a few drinks. I should be drunk every day! But I'm not, because I do not have a drinking problem, sir. What I have is a mother-in-law problem!
Quote from Robert
Robert: [to a fellow officer] What I'll do is, I'll put in a couple more hours and then I'll punch out. [notices Debra in the cell] Hey, Ray. Hey, Deb. [stops walking] Debra?
Debra: Hi, Robert.
Robert: Oh, my God. She finally killed Mom.
Quote from Marie
Ray: She took a nap in the car, that's all.
Marie: I don't understand. Why would they arrest her for that?
Frank: Were you naked?
Debra: No, I was not naked. I just took a little nap because I didn't want to drive.
Marie: Why not?
Debra: Because I had a little too much champagne.
Marie: Drunken driving! Oh, my God! Drunken driving! Oh, this is so awful! Now it all makes sense. The messy house, the kids running around filthy, the way she talks to me. What, it's all clear now.