Ray Quote #1623
Quote from Ray in Who's Next?
Ray: Remember the other night when my parents were talkin' about future spouses? Well, Debra and I got into it. And she picked Linda for me and I said, "Fine." She couldn't take it.
Debra: Because he wouldn't wipe that stupid look off his face.
Bernie: You were picturing her naked, weren't you? Bernie! That's what all guys do they see a woman, they picture her naked.
Linda: Oh, yeah? You picture Debra naked?
Bernie: Huh? No! No more than you picture Ray naked!
Ray: Eww!
Bernie: "Eww"?
Debra: Yeah, that's right. I would never picture Bernie naked.
Bernie: It's because I'm heavy, isn't it? No, I know have trouble with weight. I happen to have a glandular problem.
Ray: I picked you for her, but she didn't want you.
Debra: Ray, would you stop saying that?!
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‘Who's Next?’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you! This lady dies, and this is all she gets?
Frank: Hey, Marie, you two weren't that close. What are you takin' it so hard for?
Marie: Because she was the one, Frank. She was the one I picked for you.
Frank: What?
Marie: I wanted you to be with Rose Caputo.
Linda: Kinky neighborhood.
Marie: Years ago, I decided to pick someone to replace me if I died before you.
Frank: What do you mean? To marry me?
Marie: Yes. Someone to make you happy after I was gone.
Frank: Oh, that's nice, Marie, but, uh... I think I'd be happy enough.
Quote from Debra
Debra: I picked someone to replace me.
Ray: Yeah? Who?
Debra: Margaret Stevens.
Ray: Who?
Debra: The kids' preschool teacher. I think she's perfect for you.
Ray: Perfect?! She's gotta be- She's old enough to be my mother!
Debra: I thought you would like that.
Ray: Oh! Ho ho. Yeah. How about I replace you with somebody nice?
Quote from Ray
Ray: How about Robert?
Debra: What?
Ray: Well, I was thinkin' about it, and if I died, I'd pick Robert to replace me. What's the matter? Too tall?
Debra: No! He's your brother, and he's marrying my best friend.
Ray: Well, you didn't like it when I said Bernie, so I gave it some real thought, and knowing you as a person, or whatever, I... You know, I think I came up with a good choice Robert no?
Debra: No. It's- I don't even want to think about it, it's too creepy.
Ray: It's not creepy. Here's how it would happen: The four of us are in Robert's car, we get in an accident, and Amy and I die.
Debra: That's not creepy?
Ray: No. The beauty of it is, the way I figure it, Robert feels so guilty about his driving, he's rendered impotent. Yeah. Otherwise, it would be weird.