Robert Quote #582

Quote from Robert in Somebody Hates Raymond

Robert: People hate you, Raymond. They hate you. They're out there, man.
Ray: Maybe you hate me.
Robert: You know what? If I did, it wouldn't bother you as much as some guy you don't even know hating you.
Ray: You've always hated me. You just never had the guts to say it.
Robert: Oh no? Are we doing garlic bread, or what?
Marie: Robbie doesn't hate you. Eat something.
Robert: Maybe I do hate you.
Marie: Robbie!
Ray: Maybe I hate you, too!
Marie: Raymond!

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 ‘Somebody Hates Raymond’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Marie: Don't listen to him, Raymond. You and I are not like him.
Frank: What are you talking about? You hate plenty of people.
Marie: I do not hate people, Frank.
Frank: Oh, yeah? What about my mother? You hated her like poison.
Marie: First of all, I did not hate her. I felt sorry for her.
Frank: What about Harriet Lichtman?
Marie: I find Harriet Lichtman's flirtatious behavior towards you distasteful, but I do not hate that slut.

Quote from Robert

Robert: Hold it right there, you little twerp.
Jerry Musso: Who are you?
Robert: Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder, that's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away than you have in your entire body, you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you'll never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend or as a person. [returns the snotty napkin] Come on, Raymond.

Quote from Frank

Ray: You know, the thing is, I don't hate him. I don't hate anybody.
Marie: Yes. That's one of your wonderful qualities. You got that from me.
Frank: Can I get an iced tea from you?
Marie: Your father, on the other hand, hates everybody.
Frank: That's not true. There's only some people I hate. The rest I tolerate.
Marie: Be quiet.
Frank: Careful, Marie. You're right on the fence.