Robert Quote #577
Quote from Robert in Grandpa Steals
Robert: So you're telling me that Grandpa sat right here with you and had a conversation?
Ally: Yes.
Robert: For how long?
Ally: I don't know.
Robert: Well, no, was it, like, five minutes? Ten?
Ally: I don't know. Ten, I guess.
Robert: Ten minutes. And it wasn't about food?
Ally: No, not really.
Robert: You had a ten minute conversation with him. What was that like?
Ally: It was okay, I guess.
Robert: And you weren't scared?
Marie: [comes out] Robbie! You said you were gonna move my trash cans for me and you didn't do it. Now the garbage men are here and the garbage is sitting in the back. I'm just gonna have to do it myself like everything else! [goes back inside]
Robert: Now, that one scares the crap out of me.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Grandpa Steals’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: All right, look, Dad. We think you should know that Ally was kind of upset about what happened with the guy at the market.
Frank: Okay. Turn the TV back on.
Marie: Wait a second. What happened?
Frank: Aw, the jackass fruit guy accused me of stealing.
Marie: Frank, please! They're homosexuals.
Quote from Frank
Jimmy: Excuse me. No free sampling.
Frank: I'm not sampling. I've had this before.
Jimmy: Yeah, right. Well, it's not a snack bar.
Frank: Relax, pal, I just took a little.
Jimmy: Yeah, well, if everybody steals a little, the store goes a little bit out of business.
Frank: What, are you calling me a thief?
Jimmy: Only 'cause you're taking something without paying for it.
Frank: How much did I take, a nickel's worth? Here. Here's a quarter. Keep the change.
Jimmy: Don't throw money at me.
Frank: Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
Ray: Let's go, Dad. Sorry, I'm real sorry.
Frank: Hey, don't apologize for me. He's the one blowing a gasket over a handful of birdseed.
Jimmy: It's called stealing, cue ball!
Frank: I got hair, porky! Hey, don't turn your back on me, I'm standing right here.
Quote from Robert
Debra: Well, somebody needs to straighten him out.
Marie: No, leave him. He'll watch television, then I'll take him home, make some cannelloni, he'll burp, and he'll feel better.
Debra: You're an enabler. You're actually rewarding his horrible behavior with Italian food.
Robert: That's exactly how the mafia works.