Ray Quote #1534
Quote from Ray in The Thought That Counts
Ray: So boy! 'Tis the season, huh? Only two shopping days left till Christmas. Everybody's all holly and jolly and buyin' stuff. You buying any gifts this season, Amy?
Amy: Oh, yeah. I love shopping. I've got one more thing to get my Uncle Jeff, and since he just retired I thought...
Ray: That's great. Listen, listen, listen. I wanted to get something really special for Debra this year, you know? 'Cause she's just so great.
Amy: Oh, I know Debra loves pajamas.
Ray: No! Nah! No pajamas.
Robert: Hey, you know what? Get out!
Ray: I just want to get her something thoughtful. You know? Something that says, "Debra you mean so much to me, and this gift makes me think of you." So what do ya got?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Thought That Counts’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Frank, why can't you put a little more thought into what you got me?
Frank: Slippers are very thoughtful. Every day, I see your feet when you get out of bed. So I thought and I thought and I thought... "What can I get to cover up those things?"
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know, Ray what was it that we were doing in the city that reminded you of "To Kill a Mockingbird"?
Ray: What?
Debra: Remember? Remember, you said, "We were in the city," and I said, "Oh my God!" What was that?
Ray: Right. Right. Well we were in the city, and you said, "Oh my God," because of all the pigeons that there were that day in the city. And I thought, "Pigeons... Birds... Of a feather flock together... Flock, mock-ing bird" Merry Christmas!
Debra: Oh, wow!
Robert: Wow!
Ray: I know, right? It's funny how the mind works, isn't it?
Quote from Robert
Robert: It was me!
Debra: What?
Robert: You should be happy with me! I told him to get you that book! It was my idea, not Raymond's! Me, mine, all me!
Ray: Wait, Robert-
Robert: Oh, you never even heard of "To Kill a Mockingbird"!
Ray: Oh yes, I did!
Robert: You did not. You never read the book, you never saw the movie! I bet you didn't even know there was a movie about it! Huh? Who's the star of the movie, Raymond?
Ray: What- What- What is the diff-
Robert: Gregory Peck! Gregory Peck! He played Atticus Finch! Gregory Peck! "All right, Scout, step aside while I shoot this rabid dog." He won the Oscar in 1962! You moron!