Ray Quote #1437

Quote from Ray in Counseling

Pamela: And just generally speaking, what made you decide to come here today?
Debra: Um, well, this is something that's long overdue.
Pamela: Okay. Well, then, Debra, why don't you start?
Debra: Okay. Um... Well, I just feel that I work very hard to keep the house up and running, and I guess I feel, you know, kind of unappreciated because... [sobs]
Pamela: [passes tissues] Here you go.
Debra: Thank you.
Pamela: Ray, how do you feel about what Debra's expressing?
Ray: Uh... I'm sorry.
Pamela: Okay. Anything else? Ray?
Ray: Oh, still me? Okay. Well, uh... You know, I just want to say that, I mean, I work hard too. And, you know, I come home and I'm tired, and I just... I just... [tries to sob] I'm not gonna be able to cry like that.

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 ‘Counseling’ Quotes

Quote from Ray

Debra: That's why I want to go to counseling. I don't think it's that you're just lazy. I think there's a deeper reason behind this, and if we could just figure it out, you and I could be happier.
Ray: Come on, you know me. There's not much deepness. I just... I like to be taken care of.
Debra: You gotta understand, Ray, that that's not a wife. That's a mother.
Ray: Well, maybe that's what I want!
Frank: Holy crap!

Quote from Frank

Marie: Come on, stop it, you two.
Frank: I gotta say, the counseling doesn't seem to be working.
Marie: Now, I want you to sit down and let's try to talk this out.
Debra: Marie, I am not sitting down.
Marie: Please, Debra. I may not be a certified therapist, but I've been told by many people that I could be.
Frank: That's not what they mean when they say you're certifiable.

Quote from Ray

Ray: But I gotta tell you, it's more than just the golf. Debra is like a saint. You can't believe the things she has to put up with. Once, I actually taped a football game over our wedding video.
Debra: Pamela, can I just-
Pamela: Hold on, hold on. Let's let Ray get this out.
Ray: Well, it's probably the worst thing a husband can do, right? All I could think of to fix it was to arrange to have our wedding vows renewed.
Pamela: Aw, that's nice.
Ray: I guess. Actually, I think the whole thing ended with us making love.