Robert Quote #522
Robert: All right! All right! I know what this is. And you could all talk until you're blue in the face, but it will not do you any good. "The path is straight, and the children of the path shall walk upon it straightly on its straighty straightness."
Ray: You see? You see?! This is what I'm talkin' about. It's worse now.
Debra: What did they do to him? And why is he smiling like that?
Ray: No underpants.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]