Ray Quote #1406
Quote from Ray in Mother's Day
Debra: No, I let so much go with her, Ray. I mean, I'm always letting things roll off my back. The woman ruins my life, and I'm supposed to pretend everything is fine and dandy.
Ray: But your life isn't ruined, everything is fine and dandy.
Debra: I am not apologizing for this. Your mother is acting like a child, giving me the silent treatment. Do you realize how passive-aggressive that is?
Ray: But- But-
Debra: No, she doesn't want to talk to me, she doesn't have to that's fine and dandy.
Ray: So you're just gonna pout and go, "She started it"? I think that's a little passive-aggressive.
Debra: Oh, yeah?
Ray: Which I still prefer to aggressive-aggressive.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: Let me ask you something, pal. What have you had, a tough week? Well, I've been living with your mother since... before you were born!
Ray: Debra wouldn't let the twins tell a "knock, knock" joke!
Frank: She's right! "Knock, knock" jokes stink!
Ray: That's not the point! Mom came over with her friends to show how cute the twins are telling a "knock, knock" joke, and Debra couldn't even give her that little of joy!
Frank: Well, who the hell is Marie to come barging in, demanding joy, when Debra's wrestling with the damn kids?
Ray: She didn't have to be so rude!
Frank: Rude is the only thing that gets through to her! How do you think I got the way I am? I used to be a gentleman!
Quote from Ray
Ray: Debra, please, come on, all right? Just do it for me. [Debra glares at Ray] Great. Great, great. You see? You see? Here's the problem, okay? You think it's just her. Well, I'm gonna say it. We all know that if my wife wasn't so snippy all the time - Yes, I said snippy - none of this would have happened! [Marie nods]
Frank: You'd be snippy too if this one was yammering at you all day long! You got nothing to complain about.
Ray: Hey, how do you know what I've been going' through over here? I actually have to live with her, so don't start with me, 'cause you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[Frank stands up]
Robert: Wow.
Quote from Marie
Ray: What you are doing, Ma?
Marie: Hello. I was just flipping through your baby books, recalling the agony of your delivery. And I was wondering if I was going to get a visit from you on Mother's Day.
Ray: Yeah, Mom, l- I'm taking care of a few things here, that's all.
Marie: Well, of course. By all means, take your time. You obviously have other priorities on Mother's Day.