Debra Quote #418
Ray: Okay, but you know, I really did hurt my pinky that time.
Marie: Oh, Raymond. Raymond, you have to believe me, we didn't mean to hurt your feelings with our little imitations. But now that I know you both are so sensitive, we will never make those kinds of jokes again. All right?
Debra: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I mean, you're implying that we can't take a joke. And, of course, we can.
Ray: Of course we can. I love to take a joke.
Debra: Yes. Now that we know that you were just kidding around, we are fine. We laugh at ourselves all the time.
Ray: All the time. Laughin' and jokin' all the time.
Debra: I mean, everybody knows that he's a whiney baby who needs his mommy and never does anything around the house... [both laugh]
Ray: That's right, and you're like an uptight, cranky yell machine. With stick-out ears.
Debra: Yeah. So you see, we have a perfectly good sense of humor!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Skit’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: "Oh my God, look what they leave lying around! The 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue!"
Ray: "Holy crap! Gimme that!"
Debra: "Frank, you know that's not what real women look like."
Ray: "No kidding."
Debra: "And just what magazine are you in, Frank? 'Bald and Gassy?'"
Ray: "Hey, my problem is, I got a lifetime subscription to you!"
Debra: "And I can cancel it at any time!"
Quote from Ray
Ray: And finally this is how Lee and Stan might visit someone's home. "Ding-dong! Hello! Thank you for inviting us."
Debra: "Oh, Stan, isn't this a lovely house?"
Ray: "It certainly is, and you are lovely too, Lee."
Debra: "Oh, thank you, Stan. I love you."
Ray: "And I love you, Lee." Now, let's take a look at how Frank and Marie might visit someone's home, shall we?
Debra: "Do you think Raymond is home?"
Ray: "Let's find out."
Both: "Ba-boom!" [mime kicking the door down]
Quote from Debra
Debra: Hey, you know what? That's what you should do, stuff about your parents.
Ray: What? It's Lee and Stan's thing.
Debra: I know, but you could do like a marriage comparison. You know, where Lee and Stan are a classic, successful marriage, and your parents are less classical.
Ray: That's true. I would love to be able to bring up the time they drove a car through the living room wall.
Debra: Yeah, as opposed to Lee and Stan, who prefer to ring the doorbell. [both laugh]
Ray: That's good.
Debra: Yeah. Yeah.
Ray: Or or how 'bout the time my father accidentally gave out condoms for Halloween?
Debra: How 'bout the time that they fought for a week because they were literally comparing apples and oranges!
Ray: Right, right. I remember that. I had to vote.