Ray Quote #1326
Peggy: All right. Where was I? Okay. I was about to remind you of the most important rule of sales. It's "A-B-C" "Always be closing." Girls?
Girls: [unenthusiastically] "Always be closing."
Peggy: Do you want to sell cookies? Again.
Girls: Always be closing!
Peggy: Very good. Okay. Now this year's prizes. Top seller on the board gets this beautiful beach chair and umbrella set. Second prize is a uniform patch. And the third prize...
Ray: You're out of the troop. I'm kidding, it's not true. I'm just, you know, I was just joking. I'm sorry.
Peggy: The third prize is this sheet of wildlife stickers.
Ray: Ooh! That's no- I like that, That's got monkeys on it, right? Yeah. I like monkeys.
Peggy: Okay, girls, it's time to go with Mrs. Manning. She's going to teach you how to make a pinhole camera out of an orange juice container. Everybody brought their orange juice containers?
[All the girls raise their hands except Ally, who stares at Ray]
Ray: You know what, Ally? I got a real camera in the car. Great pictures, no pulp.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Cookies’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: I had Lickety-Split, but she forced me to trade it for Peetie's muffler place. And then she gets Marco's, the best spot!
Debra: How did she force you?
Ray: How? She ripped it out of my hand... I'm lucky I have a hand still. Let me tell you something, this lady doesn't know who she's dealing with, okay? I'm gonna take this cookie sign-up sheet to work. I'll hang it up at Madison Square Garden. Yeah. [chuckles] Little Miss Peggy won't know what hit her. I'll be bringing home that sweet, sweet beach chair.
Debra: Ray, Ally should sell her own cookies. That's how we've always done it in the past.
Ray: Yeah, and that's why every time we go to the beach we gotta sit in the freakin' sand, okay? No, uh-uh. No more. No more, baby. Let Peggy clean the sand outta her behind!
Quote from Robert
Ray: Ally's hair is fine! Even if she looked like an iguana, you should have bought cookie from her instead of a stranger. A stranger who happens to be my arch-enemy.
Robert: Oh, you have an arch-enemy. What are you, a superhero now?
Frank: "Captain Big Nose."
Robert: "I'm gonna blow you away!"
Quote from Ray
Ray: Listen, lady. When you came out to my street and sold to my family, you crossed a line!
Peggy: Your family happens to live in my neighborhood, so yeah, I sold to them. And you know what? I enjoyed it.
Ray: You are despicable!
Peggy: They were good customers. Peanut Clouds, Cinnamon Swirls-
Ray: All right!
Peggy: Ding-a-longs, Chocolate Waves-
Ray: Stop it.
Peggy: They were loving it. You should have seen the looks on their faces. Especially the giant and the bald one.
Ray: Yeah, well, you didn't even scratch the surface, okay? You have no idea what those two are capable of putting away.