Ray Quote #1281
Robert: Natasha, this is my brother, Robert! Brother Robert, this is my friend Natasha.
Natasha: It's so nice to meet you, Robert. Ray has said so many good things about you.
Ray: He has, has he?
Natasha: You should hear how he brags about you. "What a great cop Robert is." You're like his hero.
Ray: Ahh-ha, Ray.
Natasha: He's told me all about your commendations and your promotions...
Ray: Really? Yeah. Yeah, that's no big deal. They give you those just for showing up.
Natasha: Ray said you were wounded in the line of duty.
Ray: Oh! Oh, yeah. He told you that? Yeah, that was actually kind of stupid. I, uh, I allowed myself to get gored in the ass by a bull.
Robert: [sighs] Don't be so modest. First of all, he was saving people. And it was actually the upper thigh.
Ray: No, no! No, right in the ass. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Really, really stupid. And I still complain about it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Raybert’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!
Quote from Robert
Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!