Debra Quote #389
Quote from Debra in Marie's Sculpture
Debra: The Parkers' basement is flooded.
Ray: That's funny. I hate that Parker.
Debra: No, that's not funny, Ray. Their whole house is flooded. That means no play date.
Ray: Oh. So why can't the kids just come over here?
Debra: I don't know, Ray. Do we really want to have all the neighborhood kids come over here and learn about the birds and the gigantic bees?
Ray: I thought it was a sailboat.
Debra: Frank, what are you doing? He's been standing there for an hour. Would you stop staring at that? You're freakin' me out!
Ray: Why? It's just a sailboat.
Debra: That's no sailboat!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Marie's Sculpture’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Raymond, do you see what they see?
Ray: Um... I don't know.
Marie: No, tell me the truth.
Ray: Well... Maybe if I squint a little.
Marie: Oh, my God, I'm a lesbian!
Quote from Marie
Sister Ann: Mrs. Barone, hello. Is that the sculpture you intended to contribute to the church auction?
Marie: Yes.
Sister Ann: Well, don't you think the subject matter is... Might be inappropriate?
Marie: Subject matter? What do you mean?
Sister Ann: Forgive me, but is that not a sculpture of... [whispers to Marie]
Marie: What?! What's wrong with you?
Sister Ann: It's just that it may not be right for the church-
Marie: Are you crazy?!
Quote from Frank
[As Frank stares at Marie's sculpture in the empty exhibit hall:]
Janitor: If you ask me, it looks like a... [whispers]
Frank: ... Holy crap!