Ray Quote #1196
Ray: Listen, sorry about the embarrassment today with the game and all. I went to the store to try to buy you a funny card you know, 'cause of last night. But they're not funny, they're just stupid. There's one funny one. The old guy with no teeth like this... But, yeah, I couldn't remember if I got you that for Valentine's Day or not, so you know, so I guess I got you that game just to say you know, "ha ha."
Debra: It's okay, Ray. Come on, let's go play.
Ray: What? What?!
[Ray quickly rubs some toothpaste in his mouth, sprays some deodorant and spins through it as he rushes to the bedroom]
Ray: You really want to play this? Even though my mother knows we have it?
Debra: We already got the guilt. We might as well have the fun.
Ray: Well, all right!
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Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.