Robert Quote #410
Quote from Robert in Say Uncle
Debra: Ray, the kids have plans with Robert for today.
Robert: Yeah, I even brought some goat food for the petting zoo.
Ray: What kind of guy walks around with his own goat food?
Robert: A guy who's prepared. I happen to have it leftover from last time and there's plenty if you want to go with us.
Ray: Hey, what you mean "with us"? If we go the the zoo, it's you that goes with us.
Robert: Is this about who's driving?
Ray: No look, why should I have to explain myself, okay? I, as the father, think that it's in their best interest to go to the stinking zoo with me today, okay? You can have the day off.
Robert: Oh, it's "in their best interest," huh? Well, maybe it's in your best interest not to have me there.
Ray: What does that mean?
Robert: Well, I just happen to know for a fact that they really enjoy my company. I am after all, a whole lot of fun.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]