Ray Quote #1154
Robert: All right, kids, let's finish up and then who's ready for the zoo-zoo zoobalee-zoo?
Kids: Yeah!
Ray: Wait a minute, wait a minute, guys, instead of the zoobaleezoo, how about if Daddy takes you to the better zoobaree-zoogaree-zoo?
Kids: [silence]
Robert: What are you doing?
Ray: No, nothing, I'm just thinking that I should take them to the zoo.
Robert: But I thought you had golf.
Ray: Well, my children happen to be more important than golf.
Debra: What are you doing?
Ray: Right now I'm eating in the normal human way and then the zoo.
Debra: You Ray, may I see you in the other room for a moment, please?
Robert: Yes, and I'd like to have a word with you too, Raymond.
Ray: [to the kids] All right, guys, just remember, straight to the mouth, okay? "You cannot win if you touch the chin."
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Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]