Robert Quote #402
Quote from Robert in Net Worth
Robert: Actually, Raymond, the best way to determine the value of someone's life is with a wrongful death settlement.
Debra: Oh, good. Good, 'cause we're about to have one.
Robert: No, really. I dated a wrongful death claims adjuster. And it was her job to figure out what a jury would award a family if a loved one were killed in an accident. In other words, what they were worth. It was fascinating to see what she had to consider. Too morbid for a second date, but fascinating.
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Quote from Debra
Debra: Here.
Ray: What's this?
Debra: A little something I worked up last night.
Ray: "Laundry, $75 a week. General housecleaning, $200 a week."
Ray: What is this, a bill?
Debra: That's right.
Ray: "Full time child care, a thousand dollars a week."
Debra: Yeah, I gave you a break on that one. I billed the twins as one item.
Ray: So, you're charging me now, to be the wife?
Debra: Well, if it's all your money, then "the wife" should get paid.
Ray: Uh-huh. "Personal chef, $300." Yeah, I think we're using the word "chef" pretty loosely.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Your life made possible by a grant from the Marie Barone Foundation.
Quote from Debra
Debra: What?
Marie: Well, just looking through some of these housekeeping things you claim you do. I think maybe I'm entitled to some of this money.
Ray: Well, looks like someone's padding the bill.
Debra: Look, Ray, I can't help it if people break in here and clean.