Marie Quote #388
Robert: What are you doing?
Marie: Everyone wants me to change, I can change. I'm taking the covers off.
Robert: Wh- Where are we gonna sit?
Marie: You can sit right here on the couch 'cause I don't care about these things anymore. I'm nothing if I'm not flexible.
Frank: What are you saying, Marie? We can sit on the couch?
Marie: Be my guest, Frank. Go ahead.
Robert: So, we can really sit there? On the actual couch?
Marie: Go ahead, enjoy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Humm Vac’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: I was passing by my window and I couldn't help seeing into your window. And I noticed, you bought a new vacuum.
Debra: It's amazing what this thing picks up, Marie. And no bags!
Ray: No bags!
Marie: I am so glad this worked out.
Debra: What do you mean?
Marie: Well, when the saleslady called me and told me she had the greatest cleaning innovation since the broom, I immediately thought of you.
Debra: You sent her over here?
Marie: Of course!
Ray: I did not know that.
Marie: Well, you two enjoy. I would never want to interfere with housework.
Quote from Marie
Debra: You know, Marie, something was bothering me and I just wanted to ask you about it.
Marie: Of course, dear. What is it?
Debra: Well, you know this afternoon, when you said that the saleslady told you that she had this great new cleaning device you immediately thought of me. Why was that? [Marie shrugs] No, really, Marie. Why?
Marie: Is this a trick question?
Debra: Uh, no. It just seems like you're always implying that I don't keep a clean house.
Marie: Well, now you have a little help.
Debra: But you didn't feel the need to buy a Humm Vac.
Marie: Well, that machine is for people... It's like if you have a bad leg, then you need crutches.
Debra: And your legs are fine? [Marie points around the room] So there's no dirt in this house?
Marie: Not since I've lived here.
Quote from Debra
Marie: Oh! You brought your new vacuum here. Do you need me to show you how to use it?
Debra: No, I know how to use it. I just want to show you something.
Marie: You're going to vacuum my house?
Debra: You know, my house might appear to be a bit more cluttered than yours. And all right, there's the occasional crumb, dirty dish. I'm not saying there's no dirt. Yeah, there is, but that's every house. Every house has dirt, Marie, even this one. [Debra turns the vacuum cleaner on]
Marie: Well, I must say, I think you're going-
Debra: Excuse me, Marie! This is what we call a high-traffic area.
Marie: You're going against the nap. Did anyone ever teach you about nap?
Debra: Okay. Let's take a look at what we like to refer to as "The Wow Factor."
Marie: That water looks very clean. Wow.