Frank Quote #469
Quote from Frank in Stefania Arrives
Debra: You know, Robert, I wouldn't be surprised if you're having these feelings because deep down inside you still care for Amy.
Robert: No, no, it's not Amy and it's not Cream of Wheat. The truth is... Stefania's annoying.
Ray: What?
Frank: If by "annoying," you mean "ha-cha-cha-cha-cha," then I'm right with you.
Robert: No, she's always touching me.
Ray: Oh, that's gotta be rough.
Frank: Why the hell would you not want her to touch you?
Robert: She poked me in the ass with a putter.
Frank: She could hit me in the head with a hammer. I wouldn't care.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Stefania Arrives’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: Okay, see this? This Cream of Wheat, that's you and Stefania.
Robert: What?
Ray: Stay with me. All right? Now here's you guys in Italy. See, all hot and heavy.
Marie: No, that's too much.
Ray: That's right. You can't keep it like that, right?
Marie: No, turn it down.
Ray: Well, what's gonna happen to Robert and Stefania if I keep it like that?
Marie: They're gonna get all dried out and crusty.
Ray: Right. Right, right. Robert, you want it to last, you gotta cool things down a little. See, like this.
Marie: Thank God.
Ray: That's how it is for me and Debra. Just a little low flame. Our Cream of Wheat could just sit on that for years.
Debra: Hands off, girls, he's mine.
Quote from Robert
Marie: Oh, Robby!
Frank: Hello, son.
Robert: What's wrong?
Marie: What do you mean, dear?
Robert: The happiness. What gives?
Frank: What, we can't be happy to see you?
Robert: Historically, no.
Quote from Robert
Marie: You know, Robby. Robby, I know that you've been lonely and in need of some company, so I have a little surprise for you. [opens door]
Ray: What took so long? I got bags here.
Robert: This is it? I didn't like this surprise when you gave it to me 40 years ago.