Ray Quote #1086
Quote from Ray in Super Bowl
Ray: Whoo-whoo-whoo! [to Gianni] Yeah, yeah, get a good look at this face, sucka, 'cause it's the last time it'll be the face of a man who's never been to the greatest place a man could go.
Gianni: Wherever it is, I hope they have mouthwash.
Ray: Oh, gee, I don't know. Do they have mouthwash at the Super Bowl?
Gianni: What?
Ray: Yeah, damn right, "What?" The paper's sending me to Tampa to cover the Friday press conference, and then I get to hang out and go to the game on Sunday. Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Marie: Oh, congratulations, Raymond.
Ray: Thank you.
Gianni: You lucky freak of a moron.
Ray: Hey, come on, I don't know if it's wise to insult a man who has an extra ticket.
Gianni: If you're jacking me around, I'm gonna rip your arm off at the elbow.
Ray: No jack, dude. You and me leaving tomorrow, Super Bowl.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Super Bowl’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: All right, both of you, stop it. Raymond, you have to get two more tickets.
Ray: I can't do that, Ma.
Marie: Well, just call up someone. You want me to call?
Ray: Ma, there's nobody to... You can't...
Marie: What's the number of the Super Bowl?
Ray: That's now how it works, Ma.
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right, now that he's gone, give me my ticket.
Ray: Dad, I told you I don't have one.
Frank: Fine, fine. Do what you want. Let me tell you this I know what it's gonna say on my tombstone. "My son went to the Super Bowl, and now I'm dead."
Quote from Robert
Ray: Okay, listen, you know what? I don't have a ticket for either of you. I'm sorry. I told Gianni I was gonna take him, and I'm gonna take him.
Robert: Well, that's the way it should be, I guess. You take Gianni, Raymond. Have a grand time. Hey, why don't you get one of those big "number one" foam fingers and wave it in the air? 'Cause you're number one, Raymond. You're number one! But remember this... "One is the loneliest number you'll ever do."