Ray Quote #1076
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Debra: I'm not a martyr.
Ray: Then how come I don't help out around here?
Debra: How come you don't help out around here?!
Ray: Because you don't want me to! 'Cause you want to do it all because then you can feel superior!
Debra: You- [stammers]
Ray: You stammer because you know I speak true.
Debra: Do you know how close you are to the end of your life?
Ray: I'm not scared. I'm not scared because I'm onto something here. Hmm? Like the DVD player. Why? Why? Why, after years of complaining that all I do is lay around and watch television would you buy me a device that is designed to make the television watching experience even better? We must ask ourselves why?
Debra: You're right. Why the hell would I buy you a DVD player?
Ray: You have problems.
Debra: I do! What is wrong with me?
Ray: I do not know.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.