Ray Quote #1073
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Ray: All right, here's what I want. The guys are thinking of going to Myrtle Beach for a weekend for golf. And I was thinking I wanna go with them. Yeah. How's that grab you?
Debra: For a whole weekend?
Ray: Yeah, a whole matter of fact I think it's a three-day weekend. So, yeah, I feel like going. I think I'm gonna go. All right?
Debra: Well, that's three days with just me and the kids.
Ray: Yep.
Debra: You should go.
Ray: All right! What's going on?!
[As Ray gestures with the beater, he flicks chocolate at Debra.]
Debra: What is going on with you? Give me that!
[Behind Debra's back, Marie hands Raymond another chocolate-covered beater. When Debra sees it, she takes that one too.]
Debra: What is wrong with you?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.