Ray Quote #1072
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Ray: Will you shut up about the stupid golf? There's bigger things here.
Robert: Yeah, like what?
Ray: Like what is she up to? What is she sucking up to me for?
Frank: Maybe she wants to sleep with the bag boy from the A&P.
Ray: Yeah. I'm serious, Dad.
Frank: Have you seen the bag boy?
Ray: Will you stop?
Frank: Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
Ray: Come on, I gotta think, what does she want? What do women want? [pondering silence]
Robert: I think it's a bag boy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.