Ray Quote #1070
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Debra: Come on, open it! Come on!
Ray: Oh my God. A DVD player.
Marie: What is that? Like a hi-fi?
Ray: What'd you do?
Robert: She got you a DVD player.
Debra: Yes! Isn't that cool? This is the best one they make!
Ray: What'd you do that for?
Robert: Yeah, what the hell?
Debra: Oh! Got you some movies too.
Ray: Oh, no.
Debra: What? Don't you like it?
Ray: No, I love it, it's just it's more than I expected, you know? I would've been happy with the tie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.