Robert Quote #318
Quote from Robert in Confronting the Attacker
Marie: Robbie, I'll help you, dear. Have you been thinking of anything else you'd like to do, dear?
Robert: I was thinking about getting into telemarketing.
Marie: Oh God, no.
Robert: A friend of mine does very well selling extended appliance warranties over the phone.
Ray: Telemarketing? You think people hate cops...
Debra: Robert, listen, you don't wanna do that. You've always told me how much you love protecting the public.
Robert: I'll still be protecting the public from faulty appliances.
Robert: Listen, look, I've thought about this, okay? On a good week, I can make the same pay as I would on the force. And as a telemarketer, I don't even have to leave my apartment.
Ray: Or bathe.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Confronting the Attacker’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, Robert's scared, you know? He needs to get some help. He's gotta face his fears. If he doesn't, he's not gonna get any better.
Frank: All right, enough. "Face his fears." So he got a little scared. So what? You think I wasn't scared in Korea?
Marie: Oh, God.
Frank: We were all scared. We didn't have shrinks. You know what snapped us out of it? 50,000 screaming Chinamen!
Ray: But, Dad, where's Robert gonna get his hands on 50,000 screaming Chinamen?
Quote from Robert
Robert: Hey. Remember me? You ran into me a few months ago. Actually, it was more than that. You gored me. You ran after me, you caught up with me, and you gored me right in the ass! That's right. Huh, why'd you do it, huh? You damn bull.
Ray: Robert, Robert, I know I know we're outside, but inside voice.
Robert: All right. Look, you were probably just going on instinct. But you really screwed things up for me. I got famous 'cause of you. Not the good kind of famous. The kind of famous where people point at your butt and laugh. I was in the hospital. That's right. I had to sit on a special pillow. I don't know where your parents are right now, but how would you like to have to go and live with them for awhile? My father has always been a very insensitive man. And my mother, well, there's really not enough time...
Ray: Hey, Robert, you should probably...
Robert: I want him to know.
Boy: Hi, bull. [feeds the bull and walks away]
Robert: This was the one.
Ray: Oh, yeah?
Robert: Yeah. It felt even bigger. Hey, you hungry? I know if I don't eat, I get all cranky. [feeds the bull] You like that, huh? Good bull. Nestor. So you're Spanish.
Quote from Frank
Marie: I know what will make you feel better, Robbie. Come over. I have some lambchops.
Frank: Oh, yum. Bet that comes with the big side of room and board.
Robert: What are you saying?
Frank: You got no job, you can't pay your rent. Here's Robbie.
Robert: I'll get another job, okay? There's lots of things I can do.
Frank: Yeah, right.
Marie: Frank.
Frank: Don't "Frank" me. I'm the one who's gonna be shelling out for his feed for the next 20 years. Or however long giants live nowadays.