Ray Quote #941
Quote from Ray in Debra Makes Something Good
Debra: This is what I don't understand. You're always making fun of my cooking, but I finally make something you like and you're still making jokes about it. Why?
Ray: I'm a complicated person. Oh, come on, it's just that's who I am. I make fun of the wife a little. "Oh, here's Ray. Ray, what did she do to you last night?" And if I say, "She made some braciole and it was quite tasty," wha- who wants to hang out with that guy?
Debra: But don't you think that there's something wrong that the only way you can be popular is at my expense?
Ray: I wish there was another way.
Debra: All right-
Ray: Aw, come on. I'm kidding. Hey look, we know the score here. You got it all over me, right? You're the pretty, smart, together, good one. I'm the one they say, "How did he get her?" So I don't know, maybe in my stupid way, I'm telling them how. You know, "She can't cook. Ha ha." [forced laughter] What? It could be worse. You know Chuck Wilson? You know what he told me? He said his wife is so cold, when he gets into bed with her, he has to shoo away the penguins. Shoo away the penguins. That's cold. Wilson's wife. And yet I don't think any less of her.
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‘Debra Makes Something Good’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: So Debra can now cook. The missing color in the Raymond rainbow.
Quote from Robert
Frank: One, two, three, four, five. I'm in the conservatory, and I'd like to call on Mrs. Peacock with the lead pipe.
Marie: I was just one away from the library, Frank. You're just picking on me.
Frank: Tough crap, Peacock. Get your tail-feathers in the conservatory.
Ray: [enters] Hey.
Marie: Oh hi, dear. We're playing Clue. It's keeping Robert's mind sharp for when he's a policeman again.
Robert: Yeah. You know, Ray, there's been a wave of candlestick murders in the Bronx.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Frank never told you that braciole was the very first thing I ever cooked for him?
Ray: Oh, boy.
Debra: No, I didn't know that.
Marie: You didn't know that? Do you know what he said to me when he tasted my braciole in 1955? He said, "Be my bride."
Frank: Marie, come on.
Marie: "Be my bride," Frank. "Be my bride." But it's very clear now that you'll go to any girl with a pot.
Frank: You hardly make it for me anymore!
Marie: 'Cause I didn't want you to get sick of it.
Frank: I'm 64 years old. What are you saving it for?