Ray Quote #914

Quote from Ray in The Tenth Anniversary

Ray: I don't know what happened. I guess the tape wasn't marked correctly.
Debra: Oh, the tape wasn't marked correctly. You don't think the tape was marked correctly. What is this Ray? What is this big white label that says, "Our Wedding," in gold trim?
Ray: Did it always say that?
Debra: Why would you use this tape?
Ray: I don't know. The game was nine years ago. Maybe, you know, the guys might have been over, and if the game was getting good, somebody said, "Hey, you should be taping this!" And you know me, I'm just trying to be a good host. I said, "Hey that's a good idea, someone else." Hey, you know something? I have an idea. Next time, if you have something on tape that you like and you wanna save it, you see this little tab right there? You just pop it out. You pop the tab out. And then the machine knows, "Oh, you must really like that. I won't tape over it. I won't!" You just pop it out. You pop the tab out.

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 ‘The Tenth Anniversary’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: I don't understand. What would you tape over your wedding?
Robert: Football.
Marie: Sports? Sports?!
Ray: It was the Super Bowl, Ma.
Marie: It doesn't matter if it was the Super-Duper-Bowl, it's still sports!
Ray: I know.
Frank: Hey, good work, Ray. Now when some broad starts yapping, "You're never romantic," guys everywhere can say, "Hey, you think I'm bad? At least I didn't pull a Ray Barone!"
Marie: I must say I'm surprised, Raymond. You're not usually so thoughtless and inconsiderate. He gets this from you, Frank.
Frank: At least I didn't pull a Ray Barone!

Quote from Marie

Frank: Eggs, Marie. Scrambled. And they've been looking a little pale lately. Stop holding back on the yolks.
Marie: I'm not holding back.
Frank: I'm on to you. Daddy wants his yolks!
Marie: You get every yolk, Frank. What possible reason would I have for prolonging your life?

Quote from Debra

Ray: Something must be wrong here.
Debra: Oh, my God! You taped football over my wedding!
Ray: All right, please-
Debra: What did you do, Ray? What the hell did you do!?
Ray: No, come on. Don't get excited. Wait, wait, wait... What?
Debra: It's football! It's still football, Ray!
Ray: But it's the Bills-Giants Super Bowl.
Debra: I don't care. You give me that. Oh my God, look at this! My God, it's the whole thing, Ray!
Ray: The kids must have done that.
Debra: Oh right, the kids taped football, Ray! The last thing they put in the VCR was lemon chicken!