Ray Quote #862
Quote from Ray in What's with Robert?
Debra: I mean, is there a chance?
Ray: That you're a lesbian?
Debra: That your brother is gay.
Ray: No! Why, just 'cause he's not married? Why are we talking about this? Oh, you will do anything to avoid sex with me!
Debra: Look, I'm just saying, maybe he is, and maybe he doesn't know that he is.
Ray: He's definitely not, all right? He's my brother.
Debra: Oh, okay. You know, can I tell you something? There are some men that won't even consider the possibility because it would be too devastating to their homophobic families.
Ray: Ooh, look at my big words!
Debra: I'm just saying that, you know, even if Robert suspected that he might be that way, you could see how he would think it would be easier not even to deal with it, even if it meant ending up old and alone. And wouldn't that be sad?
Ray: You wanna see old and alone? [lifts up the bed covers]
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‘What's with Robert?’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Hello, dear. You're just in time for pancakes.
Frank: Hey, those are my pancakes. Why can't he wait for the next batch?
Marie: I love him.
Ray: Oh, boy, these are good!
Frank: I've been sitting here a half an hour. Tomorrow you're gonna read my obit: "Local Man Dies Waiting for Flapjacks."
Marie: "Marie Barone Dances in Street."
Frank: "Disaster Declared. President to Visit Street."
Quote from Marie
Marie: Sit down, dear.
Robert: No, it's just this thing with Amy was, I couldn't commit right now. I don't know what it is. Maybe she's not the one for me.
Marie: Is it because she's a woman?
Robert: Oh, my God! Is there a gas leak in here?
Marie: I just want to tell you that your father and I love you and we'll support you no matter what. Right, Frank? [Frank is cooling his head with a milk carton] I'll support you.
Robert: Thanks, Ma.
Marie: Even if you are gay.
Quote from Frank
Marie: What are you reading?
Frank: The obituaries. [chuckles] I beat all these guys.