Marie Quote #264
Frank: Where's the whipped cream?
Debra: Marie, please try to understand.
Marie: I understand. You prefer to give your children to gypsies instead of me.
Frank: Cheer up, Marie, we just dodged three screaming bullets. Hey, did he take the pudding? Hey! Pudding! [exits]
Marie: Oh, I know what it is. It's your father, isn't it? Now, listen to me. If you were to... God forbid, and I get the children, I'm willing to leave him.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Will’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: We should put something in there that if I die you can't marry another man named Ray.
David Atkins: Excuse me?
Ray: Well, 'cause eventually everyone would call him Ray and me "Dead Ray."
David Atkins: I don't think I can-
Debra: Just ignore him.
Quote from Robert
Robert: I wasn't even asked.
Ray: Well, Robert, we just, you know...
Robert: Who'd you pick?
Debra: Linda and Bernie Gruenfelder.
Robert: Bernie Gruenfelder. Well, let's see: A chubby jet-ski salesman versus a blood-related protector of the people? Yeah, well, that's a no-brainer.
Quote from Debra
Debra: All right, I'm sorry. So the salt didn't stay on your pretzel.
Ray: Yes! All right, so I'm... I'm bending down to wipe the salt off my shirt, and bam, a foul ball comes flying into the booth. It came this close to hitting me!
Debra: Yeah?
Ray: Yeah! I felt its wind! And then I turn and Andy, who just got a turkey and cheese sandwich, and the ball knocks it off his tray. The soda, pickles, chips, chocolate cake, everything!
Debra: You get chocolate cake in the press box?
Ray: It was Friday. We get a different cake every Friday. But you're missing the point.
Debra: No, I'm getting the point. A ball bounced into your world and disturbed paradise!