Ray Quote #745
Quote from Ray in How They Met
[flashback:]
Ray: There's no way I can ever go out with her.
Robert: Yes, you can.
Ray: No. The whole time she'll know that all I'm thinking about is her breasts.
Robert: Well, don't think about them.
Ray: Don't think about them, yeah. Don't think about zebras. Go!
Robert: Wow!
Ray: Yeah, see? What are you thinking about?
Robert: A zebra with breasts.
Ray: That's it, that's why there's no way I can go out with her.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘How They Met’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: Hi.
Ray: Hey, there, cummerbund. What are you doing? Oh, what's for dinner?
Debra: Lemon chicken.
Ray: Again?
Debra: What did you make?
Ray: Nothing.
Debra: Okay, you can have that and we'll have the lemon chicken.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally made a new friend. Daniel.
Ray: Daniel? A boy?
Ally: He's coming over on Sunday.
Ray: Coming over, yeah? Don't you think you should meet for coffee and see how that goes? Well, Ally, I'm looking forward to meeting your gentleman caller. And I hope Daniel realizes that he's getting involved with a very special young lady. [Ally looks to her mother]
Debra: Don't worry, honey. Daddy won't be here when he comes over.
Ally: Good.
Ray: You're gonna want me there when it's time to pay for the wedding, though, aren't you?
Quote from Robert
[flashback:]
Robert: Totally naked?
Ray: Yup.
Robert: Totally naked? A beautiful woman totally naked facing you?
Ray: Yes.
Robert: Another gift for Raymond. I burst into places all the time. I raid massage parlors. You know who I get to see naked? Fat guys. Fat hairy bald guys. You get to go out with a naked girl.