Ray Quote #718
Ray: Where's the paper?
Debra: Forget the paper. You're taking the kids to the park!
Ray: Whoa, whoa. When did that happen?
Debra: Last night you said you'd take the kids to the park so I could clean up around here and lay down for a few minutes today.
Ray: When did I say that?
Debra: When you were watching your stupid whatever show.
Ray: Sports Center?
Debra: Yes, I asked you, you said okay.
Ray: Did I say "Okay", or did I say "okay, okay, okay"?
Debra: What, so you're not going to take them?
Ray: [sighs] How much time do you need?
Debra: I want an hour and a half.
Ray: All right, but I'm back here in an hour and a half. That has to include travel time.
Debra: Fine. Just go.
Ray: Okay, all right. The hour and half starts right now. Okay, I'm gonna go put on my sneakers. [shuffles slowly across the room]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Be Nice’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right, really, what's going on here?
Debra: Nothing, we're just trying to be a little bit nicer to each other.
Frank: Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it.
Marie: Did the same thing happen with smart?
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, you know what? One more thing. I was just thinking that we could not interrupt each other when we're on the phone. Okay?
Ray: Right. Or, like if we're on the phone and I ask for something we could take the time to say, "Hold on, please." And tell me where it is in the same amount of time that it would take to say, "I'm on the phone." Just like that. Do that.
Debra: Okay. Or like when we're having a baby together and I'm in labor, you can maybe help me to the car instead of looking for magazines you want to flip through while you're at the hospital.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Aw, cut the crap! You're playing with fire here. You gotta let steam off on each other. Because if you let it off on a stranger he gets mad. He punches you. You punch him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. Guys jump in, war starts. It's a mess. The spouse is the perfect escape valve.
Marie: He read that at our wedding.