Ray Quote #680
Debra: Maybe you should get outta here, Ray? You never know when I'm gonna touch you in a non-sexual way.
Ray: Oh, come on. Don't be mad.
Debra: Don't be mad?
Ray: Look, you wanna know something? I'll tell you the truth. This whole thing is my grandmother's fault. Nonny Barone.
Debra: Yes, of course, Nonny Barone, the woman who brought dysfunction to America.
Ray: No, this is gonna sound dumb, but, every summer we had to visit her in Yonkers. She had this tiny apartment. Robert and I went to bed on the fold-out couch. All night long, he'd be up against me. I couldn't breathe. I was like, suffocating. I couldn't do anything. I couldn't say anything because he'd wake up and then he'd laugh and try to crush me. And if I screamed to stop him, Nonny Barone would come in and yell at me for the screaming. So, most nights I just lay there awake. That's it. I don't know. I've never gotten over that. I'm sorry. I never thought about it before, but that's gotta be it, you know? But listen, it's my problem, all right? You just-- you touch me all you want. I'll huddle, cuddle, hug, snug. Do it all because it'll be good for me.
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Ray: Father Hubley?
Father Hubley: What? Oh, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah, how you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood.
Father Hubley: Do you want something?
Ray: Yeah, um listen, I'm having this problem and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.
Father Hubley: How flattering.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I don't believe it. When did this start?
Ray: When we started sleeping together.
Debra: So you haven't said anything for nine years?
Ray: I wouldn't have said anything now.
Debra: Have you slept down here before?
Ray: Just a couple of times. Look, I don't have to do it anymore. I'm happy just to suffer through it, that's all.
Debra: Suffer through it?
Ray: All right. Suffer might have been the wrong word.
Ray: Look, the touching never use to bother me before! It's just, maybe it's 'cause I'm older. You know? Things change. Like now I can't handle anything hickory-smoked.