Marie: You know, Robby, I've never been in a hot tub. I should bring my suit next time.
Frank: I think the building might bring a suit. Indecent exposure.
Marie: All right.
Frank: Inciting a riot.
Marie: Frank.
Frank: Water pollution.
Marie: Why don't you go down in the hot tub? I'm sure the girls would love to watch a pot roast boil.

Marie: Raymond, have you called Robby?
Ray: Talk to her. She's the wife. She's the one who's supposed to call people.
Debra: You're his brother, you've never even seen his place. And he and Amy broke up. You know, you should go over there.
Ray: Well, I've been busy with, with Ally's shoes and golf balls in the toilet.
Marie: You have to go over and see his new place, Raymond, and report back.
Ray: What, do you want me to wear a wire?
Marie: That's up to you.
Ray: Ma, why don't you just go there?
Marie: We're waiting for an invitation. It would be rude for us to just barge in.

Debra: I think it's great. It's just great. You're really being a brother to him.
Ray: Well, he's a great guy, you know. And I just want what's breast for him.
Debra: What?
Ray: What?
Debra: You just said breast. "I just want what's breast for him."
Ray: I did not. Why would I say that? I have not reason to say that. You must have heard me wrong.
Debra: No, that's okay, Ray. It's just funny you said breast.
Ray: I did not, and it's not funny. I don't think it's funny at all how you jump down my throat over a silly mix-up.