Ray Quote #598
Marie: Look at this. Mm-hmm. A tofu turkey?
Debra: Yeah. It looks good, huh?
Ray: I would rather eat that page.
Marie: Oh, it says here you need a special mold to shape the tofu into a turkey.
Ray: No, you don't need a mold, Ma, okay? God does that, yeah. He takes a whole bunch of bird meat and he molds it into a turkey.
Debra: Come on, Ray.
Ray: I'm quoting the Bible here, Debra, okay?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘No Fat’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Ray: What happened? Why did they back out?
Debra: Oh, they're gonna be out of the country.
Ray: What?! Who leaves America on Thanksgiving? That's- That's pretty unthankful.
Debra: They like to travel and see the world, you know? Unlike your parents, who don't go any further than here.
Quote from Frank
Marie: We had our cholesterol checked and the both of us are very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point lower.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, 30 seconds?
Frank: 30 seconds in paradise!
Quote from Debra
Debra: What's going on here?
Ray: We're being supportive.
Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: Yeah, I think that every day.