Ray Quote #519
Quote from Ray in Driving Frank
Debra: So listen, what about the driving?
Ray: Well, I think we gotta be adults here, you know? And every morning let the air outta his tires.
Debra: No, you're right. We have to be the grown-ups. 'Cause that's what happens. And we're just gonna have to tell him. Can't drive the kids anymore. And he shouldn't be driving at night when the weather's bad. Or anywhere there's people.
Ray: Yeah. While we're at it, why don't we tell him how much TV he can watch? And how much candy he's allowed. And make him tie his retainer to his belt loop with fishing line so he doesn't lose it! He did that to me.
Debra: Well, maybe you'll do better with them than they did with you.
Ray: This driving thing is just the beginning, isn't it?
Debra: Yup.
Ray: Okay, all right! We're the parents now. I tell you one thing. You're giving them the sex talk.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?