Debra Quote #156
Quote from Debra in Driving Frank
Debra: They gave him a new license?
Ray: Yup! Pretty good picture, too.
Debra: What kind of government is this?! What do you mean they, they just gave your father a new license? They're just giving stuff away over there! My God! All right, hey, I'm gonna go out tomorrow and get my pilot's license. Yes, then I'm gonna, oh, perform a few marriages. Then I'm gonna open a casino!
Ray: Hey while you're at it, get a masseuse's license.
Debra: Why are you just lying there? What are we gonna do now?
Ray: What? What are we gonna do? He's got a shiny new license. Mine expires before his does.
Debra: Okay, just because he slipped through the crack, this incredibly huge crack, doesn't mean he should be allowed to drive. We still have to talk to him.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?