Frank Quote #232
Quote from Frank in Driving Frank
Frank: Debra, Penny's is having a sale on athletic socks. Anybody need socks?
Debra: I think we're good.
Frank: I'm pretty low. We should swing by. And I need to get to the post office before it closes.
Debra: Okay, okay. Whoa, whoa! [car brakes]
Frank: Hey, that moron cut you off!
Debra: All right. It's all right, Frank.
Frank: Hey, hey, wait a- No, you can't be a doormat! Excuse me, honey. Grandpa has something for that man.
Debra: No, Frank! No.
Frank: This is for you, you stupid stinking hump!
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‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
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Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?