Frank Quote #229
Quote from Frank in Driving Frank
Frank: I don't need you telling me how to drive. I taught you.
Ray: Yeah, well, great. I'll use your method. After everything I tell you, I'll just add the word "stupid."
Frank: Fine, then I'll burst into tears. "Don't yell at me! How can I drive when you're yelling at me!"
Ray: I'm trying to help you. Okay? Do you want to pass this test or not?
Frank: Don't worry about me. This whole family's a bunch of pansies. I've been driving for 50 years!
Ray: Yeah, maybe that's enough.
Frank: What's that suppose to mean?
Ray: Nothing.
Frank: Let me tell you something. When I started, you needed skill to drive a car. No automatic transmission. No power steering. No cup holder. Yes, sir, you needed a little muscle, Nancy.
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‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
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Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
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Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
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Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?