Frank Quote #184
Quote from Frank in The Family Bed
Frank: Hey, I know what's going on. You got to do something. It affects the marriage. Am I wrong?
Ray: We... Whatever.
Frank: Look, I remember what we used to do when you were a kid.
Ray: Maybe I shouldn't hear about this.
Frank: Tough love. Every time you crawled into our bed, I'd say, "Marie, take him back." Oh, you bawled your little eyes out but after a while, you got with the program.
Ray: I don't think I could put Ally through that.
Frank: Well, what are you going to do? You're going to turn your girl into a sissy? You can't coddle your children, 'cause when you send them out there they're going to move right back in with you.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Family Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: You know, when I had trouble sleeping, Mom used to do something for me. Remember that, Ma? One of my best memories growing up. She'd give me a warm cup of that colored sugar water. Put me right out.
Frank: That was booze.
Robert: Booze?
Marie: Frank!
Frank: A stiff shot of sambuca in there, and it was, "Lights out, Bobby!"
Robert: You gave me liquor?
Marie: Not liquor, dear. Liqueur.
Robert: I don't believe it. All those special times, they were just-
Frank: Happy hours.
Robert: Oh, you are sick!
Marie: Oh, we were good parents. We didn't give you cashews 'cause you could choke on them.
Frank: What's the big deal? It's not like we let him drive that way.
Quote from Debra
Ray: But the twins can sleep. How come they're not afraid of monsters?
Debra: I don't know. One of them sleeps while the other one's on guard duty.
Quote from Marie
Robert: I don't want to hear it, Ma.
Marie: It was for your own good.
Robert: For my own good? Just like the ice cream truck? Remember that? You told me every time the music played that meant they were out of ice cream. [walks off]
Marie: Sugar's not good for you.
Ray: It is the worst thing for a hangover.