Robert Quote #83
Quote from Robert in Working Late Again
Robert: Raymond, let me ask you, do these pants look all right to you?
Ray: Are you still growing?
Robert: She hemmed them. They're two inches too short.
Marie: It's nice to see a little sock.
Robert: Ma, I'm out there with criminals, okay? It's life or death. I have to be taken seriously.
Ray: Why don't you make them into shorts, like the mailman?
Robert: The mailman?
Marie: You're so unappreciative, Robert.
Robert: Okay, Ma, fine. I just won't get out of the squad car, okay? Let's hope there's no crime today. That'll give me time to just maybe go by the post office and I can talk about fashion tips with the other mailmen.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Working Late Again’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: We didn't want to disturb you during dinner. But your motion-sensor light is not working properly.
Debra: It seems to be working just fine.
Marie: Now, yes, but something must be wrong with it because it didn't go on when Raymond came home.
Debra: No, Ray's not home yet. Did you get us that light so you would know when Ray gets home?
Marie: Also for your protection.
Debra: You know, instead of you looking for that light, we could just send white smoke up the chimney.
Marie: [chuckles] No, I wouldn't want to bother you. No, the light system works fine.
Quote from Marie
Marie: That's terrible. It's just terrible.
Frank: What?
Marie: Raymond doesn't come home for dinner.
Debra: Marie, Ray has the kind of job where he just can't leave at 5:00. You know, games go into overtime, and players have to be interviewed. Lots of things come up at the last minute.
Marie: Let me ask you this delicately. ls it possible he doesn't want to come home?
Debra: What's the blunt version of that, you kick me as you say it?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I don't get you. You weren't happy when I wasn't here, and now you're not happy when I am here.
Debra: Yes, it's confusing, isn't it? Well, I guess that what I want is for you to want to be here but not actually be here.
Ray: I can do that. I can want to be here whenever you want.