Frank Quote #115
Frank: Hey, Ray. The rat go home?
Ray: Rat?
Frank: Yeah, I heard your mother giving a lesson to one of her piano rats. I was hiding out.
Ray: Yeah, the rat went home.
Frank: Jeezaloo, I hate the sound of a kid on that thing. I'm going to chop it into kindling and put a big vibrating chair right there.
Ray: Yeah, that'll sound better. You bouncing around in a chair.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Mozart’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Listen, what are you doing after vacuuming?
Marie: I reload the bag and go again.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Nobody would blame you for not wanting to take piano lessons from your mother. She gave me a knitting lesson once and by the end of it, I wanted to impale myself.
Ray: My mother is not why I quit.
Debra: Well, you know, I'm no shrink, but of course it is.
Quote from Ray
Marie: She won't finish her piano lessons.
Ally: I don't want any stupid lesson.
Ray: Hey. I'm trying to watch here.
Debra: Marie, what happened?
Marie: Well, I've never had a student like her. She just slams the piano lid down and runs out of the house. ls this how you raise your daughter?
Ray: When the game's on, it's her daughter.