Ray Quote #257
Quote from Ray in Ray's on TV
Ray: What else? What other words?
Debra: Well, you're asking me, right?
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: You're asking me.
Ray: Yeah. What are you doing? I'm axing you. Oh!
Debra: Yeah, ask. Sometimes you say.
Ray: Ax. Ax, oh, man!
Debra: No, honey, come on. You just got to practice those words. Just practice those words.
Ray: Why didn't you tell me this? You should've told me the first time I axed you something.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Ray's on TV’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No, they don't.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally drew another picture of our family and she still says that these monsters aren't your parents.
Ray: All right. So maybe they're not.
Debra: Ray, this one is bald, and this one's carrying a covered dish.
Ray: You know what? Save that. Someday a therapist may want to see it.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Listen, you got bigger problems than your little words there.
Ray: Like what?
Frank: Like scratching the microphone. Nobody could hear what the hell was going on!
Marie: Well, at least... At least the scratching kept him from waving his hands around like he was landing planes.
Frank: The microphone was much worse.
Marie: No.
Frank: It seemed like he'd never been on television before.
Marie: He's never been on television, but he's had his hands his whole life.