Frank Quote #103
Quote from Frank in Why Are We Here?
[flashback:]
Ray: Dad we're not looking for houses.
Frank: Why not?
Ray: We can't afford it.
Frank: What afford? No money down. No points. Balloon at the end. [touches Debra's belly] Siegfried and Roy will be out of school before you make your first payment.
Debra: Where is it?
Frank: It's in a great neighborhood out on the Island.
Ray: Siegfried and Roy?
Marie: Ooh, it's a great place to raise kids.
Debra: My God, Ray, we should look at it.
Frank: Yeah, good schools. Easy commute.
Ray: I guess it won't hurt to take a look at it.
Marie: It's wonderful. And you'll never find better neighbors, I mean, than the couple that live across the street.
Ray: Who are they? [Frank and Marie smile] You're kidding? [Robert snickers]
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Quote from Ray
[flashback:]
Debra: Here's a two-bedroom apartment in Elmont.
Ray: Elmont? No. Look, here's the tri-state area. Here's where my mom and dad live. So anything within this circle is too close to my parents' house.
Debra: Put that away. They're gonna be here any minute.
Ray: You're not listening. If my mom can cook sauce and get it to our house before it's cold, she's gonna be over every day. Nuh-uh. We'll call this the hot zone.
Debra: I like her sauce.
Ray: Let me finish, please. Now, anything within this zone is gonna be about a once-a-week visit, okay? Now, here farthest away. Best zone right? Wrong! 'Cause if we move here and they visit, they become overnight guests. Okay, so the middle zone is our target area. It's too close for an overnight, too far for sauce.
Debra: Well, speak for yourself, Ray, because I have no problem with your parents.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I would never have thought that I would miss our little apartment in Queens.
Ray: Come on, that apartment was tiny cramped and noisy.
Debra: And your parents would only visit every other month.
Ray: I loved that place.
Quote from Debra
Ray: So, when we can afford to move, where do you want to go?
Debra: Well, here's Earth, your parents' planet. Let's call this the hot zone.