Ray Quote #206
Ray: Tommy, I've been trying to get you to come here for years just to try my sauce. It's the only thing I make really.
Tommy Lasorda: Yeah, I got a lot more time now. You know, this is my whole life lately. I go to friends' houses and taste their food. To me, it's more relaxing than managing.
Ray: Here you go. What do you think of that?
Tommy Lasorda: You made this sauce?
Ray: Yeah, it's my mother's recipe.
Tommy Lasorda: I gotta tell you it's a little bush league. Come on over here.
Ray: What are you talking about?
Tommy Lasorda: It needs more seasoning. Okay, put a little hot pepper in it. All right, now let me see you stir.
Ray: You know, I just stir-
Tommy Lasorda: Look at the way you're holding the spoon. Choke up on it a little. Okay, get your head down. All right, bend your knees follow through and give me some more stirring power and get your elbow up.
Ray: I thought you just wanted to relax.
Tommy Lasorda: Hey, keep your eye on the sauce. Rookies.
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