Ray Quote #173
Ray: I was just listening to the radio. Don't you ever sit there and wait for the song to end?
Debra: Oh, no. Not with that look on my face, I don't. I mean, Ray. Don't you think it's a little weird that a married father of three can't give up his "lucky" car?
Ray: Come on, it's like a high school yearbook. You still have your high school yearbook.
Debra: I didn't sleep with someone on my high school yearbook.
Ray: Of course not. It's too small. You have to open it.
Debra: Ray.
Ray: Come on. It's just a memory. What matters is now, right? And sex means so much more now.
Debra: Oh, right.
Ray: Sure, it does. 'Cause it's so rare. No, because it's you. You know what? I'm gonna get rid of the car.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Car’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Hi.
Frank: Good. A witness.
Debra: A witness to what?
Frank: The inevitable triumph of technology over Marie. See, we're putting your money to good use. Look what I bought. A bread machine.
Marie: I can still make it faster and better myself.
Frank: [chuckles] We'll see. Hey, I'm kneading already. Look who's still mixing.
Marie: If I win, I'm getting rid of this stupid bread maker.
Frank: Same if I win.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, thank God, you're home. Sing the A-B-C.
Debra: What?
Ray: Sing the alphabet song. A-B-C...
Debra: [sings] A-B-C-D-E-F-G...
Ray: Okay, now sing Twinkle, Twinkle.
Debra: Ray.
Ray: Will you just sing Twinkle, Twinkle?
Debra: [sings] Twinkle, twinkle, little star- Oh, my God.
Ray: Uh-huh.
Debra: It's the same song!
Ray: Thank you. We're going nuts here.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Well, thank you very much, Ray, for that wonderful car. It broke down.
Ray: What did you do to it?
Debra: I tried to drive it, Ray. I'm coming out of the supermarket. It's pouring down rain. So I run us all to the car. I get the kids all strapped in. And the stupid thing wouldn't start.
Ray: Oh, you probably flooded it.
Debra: Oh, now it's my fault.
Ray: When you turned the key in the ignition, what did it sound like?
Debra: The rustling of divorce papers.