Ray Quote #144
Quote from Ray in Debra's Sick
Dr. Hammond: I mean, the children she plays with.
Ray: Well, Debra arranges the play dates, but then I go and pick her up, right? Sometimes.
Ally: When you're home.
Dr. Hammond: You sound like a typical dad.
Ray: No, no. No, I'm a very good dad. Yeah, I go on the road a lot, but when I come home then they're all mine, right? Like, what did we do last week? We went to the video store, we got you your favorite video. That's why they like it when it's Daddy's day. But my wife only lets them watch it once. I'll let them watch that as many times as they want. They love it. It's great. They can sit in front of that thing for hours. Right? We have fun, don't we? And Ally's favorite video? The Little Mermaid.
Ally: No, Beauty and the Beast.
Ray: Right. [chuckles] It's the same thing.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Debra's Sick’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Feeling better, honey?
Debra: Yeah, you know, I think that garlic actually helped. To tell you the truth, I thought that was an old wives' tale.
Frank: Look who you're talking to.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Michael's hot, too.
Debra: What?
Marie: That's what comes from vitamins shaped like cartoon characters.
Ray: Geoffrey's fine.
Marie: No, that's not how you do it. Let me see the baby. [kisses Geoffrey's forehead] Yeah. He's fine. Now, you have to take Michael and Ally to the doctor right now. And I'll stay here with Debra and Geoffrey.
Debra: No, no, no, no. Don't do that. I don't want you... getting sick.
Marie: I don't get sick, dear.
Ray: Mom's more of a carrier.
Quote from Marie
Marie: I don't understand how the children got so sick. I mean, you do put coats on them, don't you?
Debra: No, Marie, I send them out straight from the tub, buck-naked. Yes, of course they wear coats.
Marie: What coats?
Debra: The coats that you bought them.
Marie: I never see them wearing them. Now, I know you never liked those coats. But I don't think it's worth endangering your children's health just to send me a message.
Debra: They wear the coats. [coughs]
Marie: You know, they're very expensive coats.
Debra: They're good. They're good, warm coats.
Marie: You're just saying that to make me feel better. I bought bad coats.
Debra: No, they're- They're fine, Marie. I just need to rest now.
Marie: Now, here. Blow. You know, I bought those coats from Frank's friend, Leon. He said it was a deal. That crook. He sold me paper coats. If I can just make it to the phone. I should never listen to Frank. "Buy from Leon," he said. "Leon has quality merchandise." What he doesn't say is that Leon wants to kill my grandchildren.