Ray Quote #112
Quote from Ray in Turkey or Fish
Debra: Okay. Now, all I gotta do is drain the potatoes finish my relish tray, and get my fish going.
Ray: Okay.
Debra: Where's the fish? [Ray is silent] Ray, where's the fish?
Ray: You know, I think Michael needs changing. Why don't you change him?
Debra: No, Michael's fine.
Ray: Somebody needs changing here.
Debra: Where's the fish?
Ray: You know what? I think I put it in the fridge.
Debra: What! What are you trying to do, Ray? It's not in here.
Ray: Oh, look. Here it is, right here.
Debra: You put my fish in the dishwasher?
Ray: There's good news. You know, like usual I forgot to put detergent in. Okay, all right? See, the stupidity finally paid off.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Turkey or Fish’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Ray: All right, Warren, what's the score? You're watching soccer?
Warren: Uruguay versus Venezuela.
Frank: [enters] Did anybody score while I was crossing the street? What the hell is this crap? That's soccer.
Warren: Frank, only in America is football the game that you're familiar with. In many countries, when people refer to ''footbalI'' they actually mean soccer.
Frank: In many countries, people eat cats. [changes the channel]
Quote from Ray
Ray: Come on, you're gonna hate it if they come. The first thing my father's gonna do is grab your turkey's butt, huh? That's not pretty.
Debra: Well, that's not gonna happen because this year, instead of turkey, I was thinking...
Ray: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, I'm sorry. Did you say ''instead of turkey''?
Debra: Yeah. I was thinking I would cook up this nice, big, fresh fish.
Ray: Fish?
Debra: Yeah, fish.
Ray: Fish on Thanksgiving?
Debra: Yeah. I mean, it's really better for you. I was gonna do this lovely striped bass.
Ray: Yeah, but a striped bass is a fish!
Quote from Ray
Ally: Ms. McCarthy told us that they had fish at the first Thanksgiving.
Debra: See?
Ray: Well, people were stupid then, sweetie.
Ray: Come on. Fish.
Debra: No. Look. I mean, we wanna start our own tradition, and we all like fish and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving.
Ray: Why don't we have some smallpox, too, then? Come on. What, are you crazy? You want me to convince my parents to come over here and my big sales pitch is "Mmm, mmm, Fish!"
Debra: But see, it makes sense, because your mom makes this great turkey. That's her specialty.
Ray: Right. And you do a great fish. Yes. But not on turkey day. Please. Try that on a day where there's less pressure. Pearl Harbor Day. Yeah, there's a good holiday for surprises.